MOVED TO WORDPRESS !!!!!!!!!
PROVOKE

10:48 PM;
<3 hannah banana

three people ,
named Somebody , Nobody and Crazy
Somebody killed Nobody ..
unfortunately ,
Crazy witnessed it
Crazy ran to the police ,
screaming
"SOMEBODY KILLED NOBODY ! SOMEBODY KLLED NOBODY !!"
the police said ,
"WHAT ARE YOU CRAZY ?!?!?!?!"
crazy goes
"YES I AM CRAZY !!"

HAHAHAHA !
think of it some more ,
it will be funny ! :)

i woke up at 7.30AM !!!!!
i met up with yangwei , sarah , lizzy , rachel and mel today for breakfast at niqqi's
MY LONG AWAITED PRATA !
and the company was awesome !

neck's hurting like crap
maybe its my posture
maybe its the way i sleep
dammit i feel so old
HAHHHHAAHA

SCHOOL'S STARTING IN ONE WEEEK !!!!!!!!!!!
EXCITING SHIT
hahaha
im begining to feel better about not going for orientation
cause apparantly no one is going :P
so , its not a bad thing to not go i guess ?
i have better things to do anyway

im alr eying this bag for school
its 90 smackaroos and you can customise the bag , the cover thing and the strap !
SO FREAKIN COOOOL
ARHHGHGHGH

GOOD THING :
MY MOM IS ALLOWING ME TO APPLY FOR AN ATM CARD

LOL !!!
but 90 fucking dollars
HEART PAIN
hahahah !!!!!!!!!!!

exciting shit

i owe Her so much
its not like she forced me to
she's too much of a sweetheart i just wanna be nice to her for one day
INDUGLZ ! cant wait
so many plans
and time's running out
thank heavens im not going to freshie camp
hahahah

anyway ,
i was in town with MEL today
we were at paragon
and there's this super dupa cool cafe
THE CAKES ARE LOVELY
you could really just stand outside the place and admire the cakes
pretty pretty pretty !!!
:D

oh yes ,
im pretty EXCITED TOO
CAUSE I KNOW WHAT TO GET PAMELA FOR HER BDAY!!!!!!!!!
this is exciting cause it's the first time i can just
get something for her without frowning too much!

SEE HOW MY LIFE IS FULL OF EXCITEMENT !
WAHHHAHAHAH !!!!!!!!

i am so determined to work hard man
im ready for poly!
im gonna work so hard ,
make it to uni
and get a job which will keep me happy for the rest of my life

i mean ,
hard work can pay off (DUH)
i spent the day with my cousin and her husband yesterday
and , my uncle showed them the houses he designed on sixth avenue
WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
they are seriously DREAMY

AND ONE HOUSE

HE DESIGNED

LOOKED LIKE

A FREAKIN

PALACE !!!!

its seriously so pretty
i wouldnt live in that kinda house .
too big
but it really shows how hard work can pay off
these people are definitely not born with a silver spoon in their mouths
one guy is the manager of coffee bean , singapore
and the other became a millionaire , overnight , just by deciding to supply some companies with electronic shit .
oh !
and , one of the houses there had like EIGHT CARS
my sister was saying that she likes the cars , blablabla
and my aunt was like ,
"JUST ASK THEM TO GIVE YOU ONE .."
but seriously man ...
so much money ... tsk tsk
just donate them to the ilovehannah fund !
hahahahah !

back to now , reality , MY LIFE ...
hahahah
i cant stop thinking about my friend's brother's blog
im so KAYPO
but , why is he giving her a reason to be so yaya that she can get a guy to be in the palm of her hand .
if only i could tell him to STOP IT !
but who am i to say la
hahahaha !!!!!!!!
of course , its easier said that done
i've showed my weak side so many times !!
at least im happy now
and ill pray for him , really
MAY HE FIND THE HAPPINESS IM GIFTED WITH

im really so HAPPY MAN !!!!!!
:D
simple things like her telling me that
she would hold me if she could
just touches me in the most ...
wonderful way
wow !
SO CHEESY !!!
im so happy !!!
hard to contain la :)))
im overflowing with cheese .
im on cloud nine !!!!!!!!!
COOLNESS <3 <3 <3

another reason to be happy about !
i caught my mom in a good mood yesterday
so i told her that once my phone plan expires i should sign up for a singtel plan instead of getting a prepaid card cause ,
M1 IS TOTALLY ANAL ,
FULL OF SHIT AND HIDDEN CHARGES
and , getting a prepaid card will just swallow more money
MORE OF HER MONEY !
so yes !!!!!!!
ill be switching back to singtel !!!
this is good news !
singtel subscribers would really learn to appreciate singtel once they find out how bloody M1 just SUCKS UP ALL THE MONEY
plus ,
M1 SUCKS WITH THE RECEPTION
hahahaha !!!
also ,
new phone plan = new phone!
my phone really sucks ass now alright
there's something wrong with the mic so people i talk to cant really hear me
AND , i keep dropping it
it's so darn sensitive now ,
just plopping it on the table can cause the screen to go BLANK

I WIPE MY ASS OKAY !

8:18 PM;
<3 hannah banana

i feel like switching to wordpress
ITS PRETTTYYYY COOOOL
like you can actually put passwords on individual posts ..
i think i need it
blogger's just too open
not like many come to my blog
BUT YES
i just wanna rant without holding back ANYTHING
im to attached to this blog though .
SO MANY MEMORIES
OHHHH EMO EMO EMO EMO !!!
hahahaha !
i know , so simple ,
dont delete the blog LAH
hahhahahahaha
MAYBE
still contemplating
i dont know why im making this a big deal
ITS JUST A BLOG
PEOPLE CAN CHANGE BLOGS LIKE EVRY MONTH

i think rihanna's hot man
too bad my ex can just dream on about having her skin
HAHHAHAH

i wanna watch mr world
i hope i havent missed it
when the title , MR WORLD pops into my mind ,
i imagine ,
totally unappealing , typically handsome men with sick bodies
BUT NOOOO !!!!!!!
HAHAHAHAHA
I WATCHED THE TRAILER ,
AND ITS LIKE
MASSIVE MAN HUNT


there's this new trend in philippines
DAYLIGHT ROBBERY USING HYPNOTIC ACTS
my mom and dad were telling us about it over brunch
the robber basically just talks to you in the most polite way
and the victim , know what's going on ,
but can only give in to the robber's requests
for example ,
my mom's friend visited a bank in manila ..
she made a withdrawal
and suddenly this random man approaches her ,
claiming he's gonna start a business and she should contribute
of course , there's something about the way he talks and so ,
she hands all the money to him ...
he also asked for her jewelery ,
claiming that they could sell it for the sake of the capital.

cool right
i mean , think of it really
push away your morals for a sec
these people can easily get rich ...
but of course ,
it's wrong ,
when it happens to you its bad ..
BLAHBLAHBLAH
WHATEVER
its still cool
HAHAHAHAH

i think that the boarder in my house is really pretty
her cousin's a celeb in philippines
HAHAHAH !!!

12:51 PM;
<3 hannah banana

IM HAPPY

told you im an emotional wreck
HAHAHA

i just came back from work like , an hour ago
im pretty tired
but at least i get to rest tomorrow

I HOPE I DONT REGRET NOT CLUBBING

sam just told me that there's a party at momo
no cover charge !
and , the people at the front desk are probably at st james now!!!
so cool

actually ,
it's not the club or the cost that matters man
its the company
haha
go with someone stupid and the party will be a wreck

i was talkin to sam about GRINDING ,
and those loose girls who start declaring what a flop the party is just because
NO GUY COMES UP TO THEM TO DANCE ,
OR RATHER , GRIND ,
BUT , TO BE MORE PRECISE ,
RUB THEIR CROTCHES AGAINST THEIR ARSE .
loose la LOOSE .


work today was awesome MAN
hahahaha , time did past slowly ,
but as usual it was great nearing the end
like of course , i know ..

sam was supposed to check TWO ROOMS
and she made me go with her
we ended up eating
and pretending to drink at the exec club
THERE WAS CHEESE CAKE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

she made this drink ..
its really not bad !
orange juice (preferably with pulp ) + sprite
SHIOK MAN
yeah ...
we started discussing our miserable lives and we really started to pretend that we were drowning ourselves with alcohol .

spent a really long time there .
and sam was banging on the door .
charlotte heard the hooha
and she came in
"WAH FUCK LA WHATS GOING ON !"
she said that .
yeah ..
sam and i were not getting our freak on thank you very much

aya work was fun .
haahahah !!!!!!!!!!!

but there was this guy ,
he came up to me

idiot : im expecting to see karen tan
me : oh , okay .. from which department?
idiot : NOW THAT'S NOT GOOD CAUSE NOW YOU DONT KNOW WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT
me: FUCK YOU BITCH !!!!

but of course i said that in my head :)
like what the hell is he saying
plus , he sounded so angry
so many karen tan`s around
WHICH ONE ARE YOU REFERING TO DAWG
i had half the mind to glare at him the next time he walks past .
BUT THEN ,
the next time i saw him ,
he was with the general manager
not that he complained
i think they are friends or something
how stupid .

something random !
I MISS HER SO MUCH

1:29 AM;
<3 hannah banana

looking at your messages are just a little too hard for me now .
i wanna be with you
i want you to really tell me that everything's fine .
WHY AM I SO EMOTIONAL

oh right .
maybe here's why
horoscopes can be so extremely freaky sometimes .
but reading this cheered me up
:D

Leo (Jul 23 - Aug 22)

The Bottom Line
Your emotions are unpredictable today. Try not to overreact to others' comments.
In Detail
Sometimes you love being around other people, and sometimes -- well, today is one of those days when other people (no matter how good their intentions are) will rub you the wrong way. You might find yourself jumping to some unnecessarily negative conclusions about people. So don't pass final judgment on anyone or anything today. Wait a few days -- until you can start to see things in a more objective, clearer way.

fucking horoscope cheered me up LEHZZ
im becoming a loner even before school starts
how cute

i bumped into MEITA AND CLARENE(i think)
meita told me paul twohill's in the same course as me
EW
oily hair .
hahahahaha
it's sad that he's being judged this way .
its not his fault , really
but his hair really looks damn oily LAH
and i heard that just by being around him get you judged too .
so unfair for him right .
he's just paul twohill .
lol
he has a nice nose .
take a look at it !
ignore other facial features if you must :)
anyway ,
i really havent come across anyone who HASNT gotten their notebook yet
guess im like the only one man
and school's starting soon .
reasons to get outta the house
yippeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee !!!!!! :D

really really really
the horoscope just twisted my mood .
total 180 degree change !

9:22 PM;
<3 hannah banana

WHATEVER

8:52 PM;
<3 hannah banana

yeah , super droopy eyes ,
and her lips are like a reversed U
and she blinks in that way that makes you think she's holding back her tears

ANYWAY ,
SHIT
i missed camp registration
SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET
this is depressing
this maybe a sign
I DONT WANNA BE FRIENDLESS ON THE FIRST DAY !
DEPRESSING SHIT :(((((((((((((((((((((
like how was i supposed to know right.
they just sent me the orientation info and a bloody form ,
WITHOUT any info on how to sign up
I CAN SERIOUSLY CRY OVER THIS
MY PUSSY'S BLEEDING LIKE CRAP
AND IM EXTREMELY EMOTIONAL
oh well ,
jarryl tried reassuring me that ill settle in quick .
i hope .
HAHAHAHAH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i can beat the crap out of my antibodies
I HATE ECZEMA

11:42 PM;
<3 hannah banana

SEX

people say it's like ,
scared , one's worth ,
and even worse ,
some say it's DISGUSTING !!!

IS IT DISGUSTING ?
i dont think it's disgusting .
really really really .
JUST THINK ABOUT IT

i was reading miss izzy's blog ....

"Honestly, the whole idea of labeling someone as cheap is just extremely antiquated, and completely callous.

Men who do it are prone to rape, and not necessarily the sort that’s not condoned by the law. They are those that go, ‘She’s a cheap slut, lets just fuck her’. They clearly lack maturity, and obviously do not get laid enough.
Women that do it are the worst sort of feminists possible. They are so edgy, anal and materialistic they feel the need to humiliate women who understand that there’s more to sexual satisfaction then just the tangible basket of goods they demand. Because they are clearly a threat, when in reality, they are their own adversary. But what I feel most ironic about women like these is that, on the one hand, they are pimping girl power, screaming, you’ve got pussy so subjugate the men with it; on the other, they criticize people when they use it. Because it’s always ‘too cheap a price’. But it’ll never be the right price, because you’ll never see what was really exchanged. All this while feeling very violently about how sex should be extremely sacred to a woman, and only given in the face of promised eternal loyalty (oh, but also along with the basket of good, of course).

Sacredness my ass."

"Without sex, honestly, I’d be too lazy to bother to date. Dating is tiring. You have to put on nice clothes and go out and be in public places where you have to observe all these codes of conduct. I’d take eating pizza naked over a DVD any damn day. With the occasional dinner and holiday, of course. I enjoy dating, and I enjoy looking pretty for my date, and guys have to do that sometimes, for the sake of reaffirming their appreciation though wanting to do nice things for me. But sex is the easiest, most pleasurable, non-stressful way to pull a relationship together and make it stick."

talk about controversy :)

i do not find sex GROSS
but i do find the male anatomy gross
i think the female body's beautiful .
i did find it disgusting though .
it just takes a little appreciation
gosh i sound like i look at myself naked
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHHA !
oh well .
this is what reading SPG does to you
plus !
since , there's no point denying the fact that im gay ,
umm , yeah , that just makes appreciating women easier .
dont worry i wont pounce on you LITTLE GIRL
i can pounce on AIDEN all day !!!
WAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAH !!!!!

THE MALE ANATOMY
how do guys ever move around
especially if they wear boxers
what happens when they run .
GOODNESS

im bored
HAHAHAHAHHA
all this talk about sex is pissing me off

11:29 PM;
<3 hannah banana

i've decided to sign up for the freshie orientation camp
IT BETTER BE GOOD
hahahahhaha !!!!
do i sound like a spoilt bitch
i think i do
IM SCARED
i dont know a soul in my course ,
i dont even know a soul in my school .
i'd go there and be anti-social
i hope i dont look to arrogant , subconsciously .
hahahahaha
otherwise i'd really have no choice but to be , anti-social

anyway ,
what's the deal with smoking huh
IS IT VERY COOL
hello i dont think so .
it wastes money ,
and destorys your breath ,
and you teeth
my teeth cost a bomb
so no smoking for me YO
besides ,
it could make you look like that scary lady on tv
i dont wanna look like i just crawled outta a horror movie
i dont want my breath to be horrifying either
i love to kiss :D
and who would wanna kiss people who have breaths that reek of vomit .
i just dont know how CERTAIN PEOPLE can live with vomit breaths
LIKE CAN YOU PLEASE DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT BEFORE YOU KILL ALL THE LITTLE ANIMALS .

im being so random
anyway , the domestic situation :
WHAT THE FUCK , SERIOUSLY
everything seems fine really .
my mom's treating me like the last dollar she'll ever have .
my dad , he's still not home .
he said he'll talk to me .
and ive a feeling he'll piss me off later .
if what my mom said was true ,
then ,
WHAT GIVES YOU A BLOODY RIGHT TO TAKE AWAY MY ______
it's just not fair
but whatever
i hate tlking to my parents
my dad just cant express himself right
and my mom is so full of shit .
WHAT TO DO
my mom made me miss work today
at both the hotel and the restaurant
like FUCK MAN
I NEED THE MONEY

and , daily's probably gonna kill me .
my mom better clear things up

see how thinking of my family kills the mood

my mom ,
she was really willing to give in to me .
funny thing is ,
WHY DIDNT SHE TRY LOOKING FOR ME WHEN I WAS GONE ?

anyway , yeah ,
she asked me to put out the laundry ,
i said wait ,
she ended up doing it ..
WITHOUT NAGGING AT ME

she was willing to splurge on lunch .
only pizza hut at lucky plaza was undergoing renovation
BUT !
she bought my food , carried it to the table
while i sat down and did nothing

i told her i wanted to get my eyebrows done
and she let me get it done .
she even paid for it

she didnt protest when i added stuff to the grocery basket

she is now willing to make clothes for me .

look at the bloody difference

oh but of course ,
i dont believe that good things will last
i enjoyed just now
so im just waiting for my dad to come home .
AND WE SHALL TALK
URGHHH
get it over and done with please

i had no social life today
i didnt even have the privelage of bumping into someone i know
even someone i dont like :\
HAHAHAH !!

I WAS SUPPOSED TO MEET SOMEONE TODAY LAAA !!!
:(
the feeling of being deprived ...
plus im thirsty (so out of point , but anyway ,)
she's like a drug .
GOSH HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO SURVIVE MY SCHOOL LIFE!
hahahahha !!!
she'll have her own , busy schedule .
and ill have mine .
so sad , so very sad .
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!!!!
i sound psychotic dont i ?

my ipod is SPOILT !!!
like the songs wont start playing
:(((
I NEED
music
no music , no money , no life !
RAWR
roar roar roar

OH YEAH .
which reminds me ,
tmr's like the last day ill be working at nihon mura .
some how , im happy .
i cant touch the money i earn anyway .
HAHA
OH ITS TEN !!!
:D
joy .

9:37 PM;
<3 hannah banana

ive deleted the old post cause
i felt that it was so ... blah

anyhows ,
here's a quick update of my oh so wonderful life

my mom practically threw me outta the house because of my sexuality
yeah .
damn right im gay
i know she knows ,
no point denying ,
but ill continue to do so .
deny deny deny
anyway ,
i've pretty much accepted the fact that there's like a 90% chance that im on my own now
i just got home ,
i havent been home for more than two days
my timing's just right .
neither of my parents are home
probably enough time to pack in case they chase me out of the house again .
sheesh
being homeless is tiring
am i upset ?
surprisingly , NO
its just the fact that im REALLY REALLY BROKE
and that its impossible to carry all my clothes around (though my collection's really puny)
yeap ,
THAT , pisses me off .
the night before last night ,
i was at mel's .
and last night , i was at pam's
and i must say ,
ive never felt more at home durng those past two nights .
i wake up to smiling faces
not people demanding answers to question like ,
WHERE AM I GOING , PLEASE DO THIS , PLEASE DO THAT ...

I MEAN ,
now , being home after so long ,
i feel prettty terrified
i do wonder how my parents are gonna react when they see me home
i dont wanna cry in front of them
i dont wanna throw away my pride .
pride , yes ...
it's probably the only thng that's rightfully mine now .
damn .

anyway , on a lighter note ,
the party's going as planned !
something to be happy about . i guess ?
but its june so , yeah ...
pretty much , a long way to go
pam , mel and i went over to the club yesterday to talk to ben .
he's probably the manager of the club ,
and the guy who's helping us out with the organisation of the party :)
he's really helpful and very nice
and i must say , seeing him really turned my gaydar on !
hahahaha !!

the club's really sleek ..
its really nice im telling y'all
there's this chillout section ... with skylights .
super STYLO .
we plan to make that the VIP area :D

so please ,
do cme for the party
especially if your GAY
here are the details

CLIMAX@PLAY
play is located at tanjong pagar
it is sooo not a sleazy club ,
cause i know people think that Tanjong pagar is full of sleaze
this is different
the club's pretty classy . i promise you

RnB and hiphop would be playing

the age limit's 16
no alcohol will be served but if you MUST drink ,
feel free to pop by at any of the neighbouring pubs , get drunk and go to play .
cause trust me , the neighbouring pubs wouldnt offer you the good music we can give you .

its a gay party
you can be yourself
girls can hit on girls
guys can hit on guys
we will really make sure no homophobics will be around
again , WE PROMISE

the tickets are going at $18 , presale .

you can contact me for tickets .
just tag .
or look for me on friendster
whatever .

HAHAHAHHA

3:19 PM;
<3 hannah banana