today today today !
i got a really nice belated val's day present !!
ARGHGHGGGHH !!!!!!!!!
it's stupid how it can make me grin
look at what a pervert i turned out to be :)
HAHA
"may i repeat your order ?"
"yeap"
"okay , so it's one kaninabe , two watafake and , one madafake .."
i hope you get the joke .
now laugh :D
or maybe its just an inside joke .
i work at a jap restaturant you seeeee .
you know people ,
there was this once , i had a dream ..
it was like at fareast .
and i could run real quick . or even fly ?
hahahha !!! and and and , i dont know why ,
but i was looking for a tampon .
and anyway , this mystery woman and i were at the floor where all the eateries are .
and suddenly , SOFIA'S MOM POPPED OUTTA THIS CHICKEN RICE STORE !
SHE OWNED IT
firstly , sofia's mom would rather stay at home and bake .
secondly , she told me that if i ate at her place she'd give me a tampon !
but then ! she sold chicken rice at like $4.10 ,
which means it's prolly the most expensive plate of chicken rice in da house .
anyway , pretty weird , causae the shop looks like a beauty parlour .
i stole a tampon and ran away anyway ,
and then i realised ,
that i had a tattoo
like a really huge one on my lower back
and then i decided that i'd never get a tattoo ever .
but now i really wanna get a tatto and a piercing at the back of my neck :)
one day ...
